Sunday, May 22, 2005
The Man's Got Big Eyebrows
Because I love The OC, I found this, from McSweeny's Lists, to be funny.
THINGS THAT ARE JUST BARELY THICKER THAN PETER GALLAGHER'S EYEBROWS.
By Morgan Day Frank

The Oxford English Dictionary
Molasses
The writers of ESPN's original series Tilt
A bull shark's skin
Osmium, the densest metal on the planet
Thieves
The skull of Jon Runyan, the right tackle for the Philadelphia Eagles
A chocolate milkshake from Ruby Tuesday