The Fascinating Life and Times of Me

I am well on my way to a gambling addiction, thanks to my $40 win on the Aphrodite 2¢ slot machine. That’s right, I can buy everyone pizza the next time we go out. Although I ended up about $8 down, it was still a pretty good time. The slots were really flashy and shiny, but the best looking ones were 50 cents, $1 or more. We stuck to the 1 and 2¢ slots because we are risk takers, but not huge risk takers. It was super crowded, so most of the really fun looking 2¢ slots were taken by creepy-looking hard-core gambling addict types, and there wasn’t much room for us soft-core newbies.

When Lauren won $50 she looked just like that girl on the right.

We also had some good Chinese food but skipped the buffet because it was like $20. That would have been ½ of my gambling budget!

The LAMEST part about the whole trip was that the slots didn’t take coins! Only dollars and membership cards. So we gathered up and sorted all of our coins for nothing. And there wasn’t that great clattering coin sound when you won. Think of how great $40 in pennies would have sounded!!!

We didn’t do any of the stuff these people are doing, but we did feel bad for the Club 88 live “band.” We did have crazy fun!

In summation:
Money I won: $-8
Total Money Spent at Casino: $21
Number of Free Drinks Received: 0
Number of Native Americans Seen at Casino: 0
Number of Historic Landmarks Seen While Driving to Casino: 1
Numbers of Places Visited Where Photos Aren’t Allowed in the Past 2 weeks: 2